JOKE OF THE WEEK #2

ALWAYS THERE FOR ME

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck....."
http://www.all4humor.com/jokes/relationship-jokes/always-there-for-me.html

JOKE OF THE WEEK } FORGETTING ANNIVERASARY

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman shouldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "i've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!

http://www.all4humor.com/jokes/relationship-jokes/over-breakfast.html

Avon Supershock Mascara Review

This is my absolute favorite mascara. it makes my eyelashes full and really makes them stand out.

I have heard about the new Cover Girl mascara but eversince trying this i dont even want to try the other one. It gives the fake eyelash look. I dont even want to use fake lashes anymore because this works really well. It comes off clean and make my lashes soft. I would recommend this to anyone. It costs $8.50 and is great for such a low price.

http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.aspx?src_page=product_list.aspx&level1_id=300&level2_id=301&pdept_id=510&dept_id=0&pf_id=32853



Here is some more pics of my twists

My Twists

So I follow this girl on youtube who did her own twists. i thought

that they were the cutest things so i tryed

it took a while but it wasnt very hard. tell me what you think.

http://www.youtube.com/user/xxXWickedKarXxx

Katy Perry sings "Hot N Cold" with Elmo on Sesame Street!

THIS VIDEO OF KATY PERRY AND ELMO WAS REMOVED FROM THE SHOW BECAUSE OF HER VERY SHOWY DRESS.

JOKE OF THE WEEK #2

Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Man: Definitely not!


Woman: Why not - don't you like being married?

Man: Of course I do.


Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Man: Okay, I'd get married again.


Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Man: (makes audible groan)


Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Man: Where else would we sleep?


Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.


Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Man: She can't use them; she's left-handed.


Woman: (silence)

Man: Oh Shit.


http://www.bestfunnystories.com/2008/01/frank-conversation.html

JOKE OF THE WEEK

                                                  A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told


her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it


means?""You'll know tonight", he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to


his wife. Delighted, she opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".


http://www.bestfunnystories.com/2008/02/meaning-of-dreams.html

Zakk Wylde

Guess who will be on Love Line tonight!

Zakk Wylde of BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, and OZZY OSBOURNE.The live broadcast will air from 10:00 p.m. until midnight PST (1:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m. EST). the braodcast can be streamed live via the Internet at this location http://lovelineshow.com/livestream

On Sunday September 5, Vince Neil was accused of battery, by a women who claims that she'd never met

him and went to apporched him because she claimed to have seen him on TV. I think thats some bull. She

claimed that after approching him he pushed her into the elevater bottons. The hotel that this was claimed to

have accrued was the very famous Hiltonin Las Vegas. The Hilton reported that after looking over

surveillance videos, there was no evidence of this incedent. There were no charges file against her. I love 

 

Motley Crue so I'm on Neil's side.

Link:

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=145790

Snookie

So she went to court after being charged with disorederly conduct. Thats funny I dont really watch Jersey

Shore, but after hearing about this haha. Wel she does have community service, for two days cleaning after

animals. She also said that she was sorry. I think that this over paid reality show star maybe should not have

been charged for "being annoying". But with that punishment i think she will be alittle more careful with the

way she acts in public.

Back To School Part #2

The first back to school blog i did was

about supplies. This one is all about you

and your presonality.

 1. Be Yourself
                I am not so much a trend follower. I follow and make up my own trends.
I like to be myself, and exspress my personality. I love to mix and match. I dont belive
that people should do things just because someone else is doing it. I also do belive good
to do something that someone else is doing, just because they look goo doing it. Do
something that you love, and that you think YOU will look good doing. The best thing
for the new shool year is for you to Be Yourself.


 2.     Dont Be Afriad To Be A  Loner


               If by being yourself your not exsepted into the "Popular Crowd". Dont be
afraid to be alone. I have a small amount of frinds. I am NOT at all afriad to go to school
with my TRIPP NYC on, or something from Hot Topic. I am me and I will not hide myself
to accomidate someone else's needs. I am ,by all means, not saying that if people dont like
you hide in a corner Try to make friends, just dont let others control your life.