DORM RULES
On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students
pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-
of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the
female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined
$20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second
time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty
fine of $180.
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".
To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A SEASON PASS?"
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