JOKE #2

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed

in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this,"

she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to

swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."





"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.






Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"






"Absolutely not," he said.






"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."






"Season's more than half over," he said.

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